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LADDERGOAT (AKA WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY). IMMA GO ALL KANYE ON THIS SHIT THIS NEEDS TO BE IN CAPS FO REAL ITS THE FUNNIEST VID ON YOUTUBE. NO LIE. IF YOU CAN WATCH ALL 9 MINS OF IT WITHOUT LAUGHING YOU ARE MOST LIKELY FUCKED IN THE HEAD. THIS GUY IS TRIPPING BALLS WHILE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME… AND HE HAS THE FUNNIEST LAUGH EVER… AND COOLEST ACCENT IN THE WORLD. IM PRETTY SURE THIS GUY JUST LAUGH HIMSELF ABS!!!!!! okay- caps lock over- but seriously. you have to at least watch the first 4 mins but the whole thing is fucking ridiculous/hilarious. never laughed so hard in my life!!!!!! 

“all these knives, man!!!!!!!!”

“what is that? is that a deer? is that a donkey, yeah? come onnn let me see your face!!!”

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! *sighs and calms down, then turns around and sees goat* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!”

“oh you… laddergoat- you so random!”

“its a goddamn goa- no way goats arent that big!”

“shhhh be afraid be very afraid! theres a gas leak somewhere around here shhhh…”

“THESE KNIVES ARE SO AWESOME”

“i should try to ride a horse up a ladder. yeah i should.”

“that was so fucking weird man!!!! im just like… playing with this goat thing… n she goes flying up in the air… climbing the ladder… i cant get over how fucking weird……”

“AHHHH i gave your mother a hard time last night!”

“HAHAHHAAH ohh unnnghh oh yes betsy you so crazy betsy………. HAHAHAHAHHAHA”

“burn him” “no dont burn betsy- which one is betsy?- this one is betsy… betsy… which one is you… *sees massive flames, turns around sees little bucket of water *oh bucket of water thatll come in handy now… *throws water on flames, extinguishes entire fire* oh come on… oh… okay!! this one bucket of water just doused all the flames!?!?!?!? nooo man… this isnt right…”

“yayyyy… fuck me.”

“might i inquire if this is the fish that is on dope? no this is not that fish, this is…. the dopefish- as in stupid not as in the drug- ya dumb fuck.”

“i came! oh you jerk..”

“okay another duel.. hey wah- wait a second… WHATS GOING ON HERE WHAT IS DIS?!?!? why is the pipe sticking out of the holster? is that suppos- i dont fucking care- this is weird…”

“*dies* bitch.”

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To @petewentz and anyone with a heart:

xcarcrashhearts:

alettertokatie:

elembee:

kirstycatastrophe:

My mum has a friend named Tanya who is a very talented woman and she designs jewellery and makes silver supplies. She’s also a school teacher living in Bangkok but she is originally from Australia. She has a family with three children she dearly loves.

Right now she is dying. She has issues with a major artery that feeds blood to the right side of her chest and her right arm. The tissue and muscle in this arm and her right hand is already starting to die and if she doesn’t have surgery soon, this will continue to happen until all the muscle and tissue in her right arm dies, along with the rest of her body. If she doesn’t have this surgery, she was expected to only live for two months longer but with the rate things are going it may only be weeks.

Tanya need this surgery but the problem is that she can’t afford it. She isn’t able to fly back to Australia (where she would have easily been able to have surgery) for the surgery because the risk of her dying during the flight are far too great. She needs help. She needs $12, 000 for the surgery and has managed to raise $2,467.69 so far. She has had to reschedule her surgery date several times because she doesn’t have the money to pay for it but it can’t be put off much later.

Please do what you can to help. You can donate money here: http://pledgie.com/campaigns/7593

Or buy some of her items here and here. Every single dollar counts.

Even if you are unable to donate or make a purchase, it would be greatly appreciated if you could reblog this or send out links to this blog post on twitter just to get people more aware of the situation. It would be absolutely tragic to lose someone this amazing.
-Kirsty.

this is heartbreaking. i would seriously put all my money into this but i dont have any. so next time i get paid i will donate to this cause.

i feel so bad when i see things like this. like im taking my life for granted. one of my dads coworkers that hes known about 25 years commited suicide last week. there were no signs of even depression. he was just the nicest guy, married, no kids. he pretty much laughed off the idea of someone killing themselves. but then he was found by his car: he had asphyxiated on the car exaust pipe.

thats a little different to Tanya’s story but it stresses on the importamce of life.

now go out and live life to the fullest!!!

TL;DR

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artistique-meg:

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my life.




biggest. fan. EVER!






try trump me bitchessss!!!!

artistique-meg:

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my life. biggest. fan. EVER! try trump me bitchessss!!!!
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okay… so today i spent the entire day trying to throw my guitar over my shoulder…

… so a numb elbow, severely bruised back, several strap burns later: i have mastered the art!!!!


yes.

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wheredidjengo:

Jess? Shazz?



ISJKAFFDSKLISKALQOWOALMZKKDJ!!!!!!! this.

wheredidjengo:

Jess? Shazz?

ISJKAFFDSKLISKALQOWOALMZKKDJ!!!!!!! this.
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lakeeffectkid:

kirstycatastrophe:



I’d totally work for your guys, I don’t care if I have to clean toilets all day, it’d so be worth it.

toilets? whatchu talkin bout willis? (oh dear a hannah montana joke)
have you forgotten that you are going to be in charge of accessories? :) LEK lockets! :D



holy fuckmuffins- lockets??? EPIC!!!!!!

lakeeffectkid:

kirstycatastrophe:

I’d totally work for your guys, I don’t care if I have to clean toilets all day, it’d so be worth it.

toilets? whatchu talkin bout willis? (oh dear a hannah montana joke)

have you forgotten that you are going to be in charge of accessories? :) LEK lockets! :D

holy fuckmuffins- lockets??? EPIC!!!!!!
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Does anyone want a Pete Wentz signature fender bass?

lakeeffectkid:

rahnocerous:

The black and red one. I’m keen to sell it, I barely play it anymore and I would rather it went to a good home, plus the oney would be going towards a new car that a desperately need.

I’m in Auckland, I could probably sort out shipping to anywhere else though.

I paid NZ$800 for it brand new about a year ago, mint condition still. Obviously I’m not expecting that much for it, if your keen ust let me know about how much you want it for and I’ll let you know if its a goer.

Comes with a carry bag„ lead and tuner.

Sad to see it go, but it’s something I’ve been thinking about for ages.

:)

reblogging to get it out there. i would SO buy it if i had the money. if anyone else has been thinking about learning bass, doooo it :)

awwww thats really sad! sadface x a billionz. but i am curious georging rite nao… and frankly im interested!!!! more deets plz? and possibly pictchas????
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